i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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