He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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