so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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