any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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