part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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