You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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