Are we in a gay sports bar?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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