BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
