i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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