ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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