D3 body, D1 cock
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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