just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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