It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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