Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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