so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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