i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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