I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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