i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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