It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
