i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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