Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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