Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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