Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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