I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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