I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
