Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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