She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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