I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
