I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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