New game: find the sober person in Tbell
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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