I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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