im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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