Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
