Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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