I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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