why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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