I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
