I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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