shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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