after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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