I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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