Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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