This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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