How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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