We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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