Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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