Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i have two assholes
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
How external is "for external use only"?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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