I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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