Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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