just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize