the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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