He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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