i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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