Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
