Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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