Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Everything about him screamed your future.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
