no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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