if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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