everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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