Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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