we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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